The Butter Battle Book
About the Book
The conflict between the Yooks and the Zooks over which side of bread to spread butter on leads to an arms race, each competing to make bigger and nastier weapons to outdo the other, which results in the threat of mutual assured destruction.
Published: 1984
Pages: 56
Book Quotes
I’ll butter-side-up you to small smithereens!
Every Book eats his bread with the butter side down!