The Butter Battle Book

The Butter Battle Book

About the Book

The conflict between the Yooks and the Zooks over which side of bread to spread butter on leads to an arms race, each competing to make bigger and nastier weapons to outdo the other, which results in the threat of mutual assured destruction.

Published: 1984 Pages: 56

Book Quotes

Iíll butter-side-up you to small smithereens!
Every Book eats his bread with the butter side down!